{"product_id":"three-quarters-dead-paperback","title":"Three-Quarters Dead - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLisa A. Larsen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty, \u003cem\u003e Three-Quarters Dead \u003c\/em\u003esoon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf, or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning, \u003cem\u003eThree-Quarters Dead\u003c\/em\u003e hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty, \u003cstrong\u003eLisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies, inventive aging, and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more!\u003c\/strong\u003e In her own offbeat way, Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick, yellowing toenails (yours or your parents), and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of \u003cstrong\u003etransformation, spiritual awakening, and faith\u003c\/strong\u003e. A short book for short attention spans, \u003cem\u003eThree-Quarters Dead\u003c\/em\u003e will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 140\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 27, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53575562690867,"sku":"9798218275938","price":11.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/three-quarters-dead-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}