{"product_id":"the-worst-sports-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-paperback","title":"The Worst Sports Book in the Whole Entire World - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoey Acker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e WARNING: This IS the WORST Sports Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your kid loves wild humor, breaking the fourth wall, and watching a rock try to play sports... well, grab some popcorn. Because Nameless the Rock is about to enter the sports arena-and he's not thrilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Touchdowns?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚾ Home runs?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Trophies?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNameless would rather take a nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's stuck in a SPORTS book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently, that means sweat, yelling, and confusing equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill he become the real G.O.A.T. (or just meet one)?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill this book actually involve teamwork \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd why does everyone think sports are fun \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat we do know: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKids CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Parents Are Cheering: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e️ \"Even my sports-obsessed kid cracked up!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e️ \"A hilarious read-even if your kid hates sports.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e️ \"We read it before practice. Now we're quoting it in the car.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Laugh-out-loud sports books for kids\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Characters with big emotions and no athletic ability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Silly picture books that make fun of the rules\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Read-aloud chaos with sports gear and confused rocks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Interactive stories for fans and anti-fans alike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Humor that lands with athletes, couch potatoes, and sarcastic siblings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Perfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Boys and girls ages 4-8\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Kindergarten through 3rd grade\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Beginner and reluctant readers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sports-themed gift books\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Parents, coaches, and tired PE teachers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Worst Sports Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a ridiculous collection where every \"normal\" book turns into complete chaos. And Nameless the Rock just wants to survive it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo lace up... and click \"Add to Cart.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(But don't be surprised if Nameless fakes an injury.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 42\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.11 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 06, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53441059127603,"sku":"9781951046408","price":18.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/the-worst-sports-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}