{"product_id":"the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-raising-children-for-fun-and-profit-paperback","title":"The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJill Conner Browne\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePart of that new math, says #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Jill Conner Browne--whom \u003ci\u003eUSA TODAY\u003c\/i\u003e calls \"just plain funny\"--includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable--so you might as well laugh! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of \"knowledge,\" the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love--or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever--and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-How to talk to a pregnant woman\u003cbr\u003e -How the diamonds on delivery policy can speed up the labor nature intended\u003cbr\u003e -Why a good mother is always adept at subterfuge\u003cbr\u003e -The list of things you wouldn't think you would have to tell kids not to do\u003cbr\u003e -Why mothers of sons can never retire\u003cbr\u003e -Why, for parents, it's just a short drive to the poorhouse \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e will have everyone who's ever been a parent--or has ever thought of becoming one--or has ever been a child--or is still one--giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those childbearing years...and beyond.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJill Conner Browne is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of six Sweet Potato Queens books. She lives and writes on all things Queenly from Jackson, Mississippi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.72 x 7.52 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 30, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53526061777203,"sku":"9780743278379","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-raising-children-for-fun-and-profit-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}