{"product_id":"monster-crap-the-funny-halloween-fart-and-poop-book-for-children-paperback","title":"Monster Crap: The Funny Halloween Fart and Poop Book for Children - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAj Wolski\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMonster Crap: A Not-So-Scary, Totally Hilarious Halloween Read-Aloud for Kids\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious delight for kids and parents alike!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs your child afraid of monsters at bedtime? Or maybe they giggle about poop and farts but don't have age-appropriate books that make it fun? Parents and grandparents looking for the best Halloween read-alouds, silly Halloween bedtime stories for kids, or even a quirky Halloween gift for children will love \u003ci\u003eMonster Crap\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis laugh-out-loud Halloween monster book for kids turns Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and Bigfoot into goofy, candy-stuffed clowns who get into fart-and-poop trouble instead of being scary. Vibrant illustrations, playful rhymes, and interactive call-and-response moments make even reluctant readers want to join in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Reduces fear of monsters by showing them as silly and lovable.\u003cbr\u003e✔ Keeps kids engaged with outrageous rhymes and colorful art.\u003cbr\u003e✔ Sneaks in a lesson about moderation and self-control.\u003cbr\u003e✔ Doubles as a funny poop book for kids, a monster fart book, or even a gag gift for adults who love potty humor gifts.\u003cbr\u003e✔ Works year-round, not just at Halloween.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents love that it's one of the funniest Halloween books for kids-a silly children's book about monsters that also works as a goofy potty storybook. Whether you're shopping for Halloween gifts for grandchildren, searching for a friendly monster picture book, or just need a bedtime read that turns stress into laughter, \u003ci\u003eMonster Crap\u003c\/i\u003e delivers giggles and bonding every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eParents \u0026amp; Kids Rave: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"My grandson loved the book. Kept him giggling... and he usually hates reading.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Absolutely fantastic! Toilet humor that played off Monster Mash and actually had a valuable lesson was epic!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Monster Crap is a gem in the world of children's literature! Such a funny way to learn about choosing your food with care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside This Silly, Spooky Story You'll Find: \u003c\/b\u003e✔ Kids who fear monsters see them as goofy buddies instead of scary shadows.\u003cbr\u003e✔ If your kid cracks up at fart jokes, this gives them an outlet that's silly but still appropriate.\u003cbr\u003e✔ Reluctant readers? The rhymes pull them in, and before you know it, they're shouting lines with you.\u003cbr\u003e✔ You get a built-in way to talk about moderation (thanks to the candy overload) without lecturing.\u003cbr\u003e✔ And honestly-reading it out loud is just fun. You'll laugh too.\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether your child needs help giggling away bedtime fears, or you're looking for a book that finally makes reluctant readers love story time, \u003ci\u003eMonster Crap\u003c\/i\u003e is the quirky, gross, unforgettable read that transforms giggles into belly laughs and bedtime into fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**Some parents prefer to swap \"crap\" with \"poop\" for younger children-either way, the laughs don't stop.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 06, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53480862581043,"sku":"9781958112021","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/0746\/3731\/files\/84IxVlTSxN9781958112021.webp?v=1783030521","url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/monster-crap-the-funny-halloween-fart-and-poop-book-for-children-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}