{"product_id":"chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-original-paperback","title":"Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Fisher\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRuthlessly hilarious, this is the world's first \"sin-spirational\" book, a parody guide absolutely guaranteed never to be an Oprah's Book Club selection. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIs \"Chicken Soup\" Too Sweet for Your Soul? \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Welcome to the farthest side of reality--and the first collection of stories sure to harden your heart and dampen your spirit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eChicken Poop for the Soul \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\" who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love,\" romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression.\" Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Here is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\", who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love\", romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression\". Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phrase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDavid Fisher has dedicated his life to eliminating hypocrisy at a profit. He is a man of intrigue and mystery. He is the author of the prize winning novella \u003ci\u003eConversations with my Cat, Hard Evidence: Inside th FBI's Sci-Crime Lab, \/I\u0026gt; as well as the best-sellers \u003ci\u003eGracie\u003c\/i\u003e with George Burns, \u003ci\u003eThe Empire Strikes Back\u003c\/i\u003e with Ron Luciano, and the reference book \u003ci\u003eWhat's What\u003c\/i\u003e he lives in New York City with his fantasies.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.44 x 8.46 x 5.52 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 12, 2002\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53465830850867,"sku":"9780671014421","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-original-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}