{"product_id":"better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-paperback","title":"Better Off Dead: The Lily Harper Series - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eH. P. Mallory\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDEATH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen dying was the easy part: Confessions of a reluctant soul retriever...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, long story short, I died when I was hit by a truck full of chickens. Right, I literally got chick-filleted. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut it wasn't my time to go. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, why did I go cluck-cluck-die? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnswer: Bill, my guardian angel (obviously light on the 'guardian' part). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow I've been offered a second chance at life, courtesy of AfterLife Enterprises. But beware the small print. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSmall print? I have to work as a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (aka hell) to rescue souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K computer glitch. Seriously. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy guidance counselor for this new adventure? None other than Bill-my incompetent, womanizing and completely useless guardian angel. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnter Tallis Black, a centuries old Celtic warrior, and a man who hates himself almost as much as he hates the rest of the world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe's dark, dangerous, and definitely hiding something. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm not sure why Tallis is offering to help lead me through the Underground City, but I either accept his offer or risk dying... again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBetween dealing with Bill, learning to wield a sword, navigating the nine circles of hell, and trying to figure out what's really in it for Tallis, I'm pretty sure I would've just been better off dead. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis series is for you if you love books with: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFated Mates\/ Destined Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlphaholes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForbidden Romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnemies to Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForced Proximity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged Heroes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFound Family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 270\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.57 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 13, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53595782807859,"sku":"9781483995236","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/s3xxpj-vy.myshopify.com\/products\/better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-paperback","provider":"The Celestial Starlit Phoenix ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}